This page left the office at lunch time yesterday, and hasn't been seen since.
Although looking rather stressed at the time, we see no reason for this page to
go missing. It was a happy page with no problems at home.
The page's family are very distressed, and have made a plea for anyone with
information about this page's whereabouts to contact this address:
webmaster@spurious.org
The family said in a press conference today:
"We are very upset, and if you're watching, we love you and we want you to
let us know you're alright."