kiss your feet
and eat my shorts

The real lyrics:
All I have in this world/ Is more than a king could ever wish for/ All these crowns leave me cold

But I misheard them as:
All I have in this world/ Is more than a kid could ever wish for/ All these clowns leave me cold

The embarrassing moment of revelation:
I thought Delirious was warning kids about clowns' inherent evilness, but one day the lyric sheets set me straight.

Age when I realized how wrong I had been:
22

Misheard by:
Quartho

I have managed to convince others that my version is correct: yes
I think my version is better than the original: yes
I am on special medication: yes