The real lyrics:
Keep me

But I misheard them as:
King me

The embarrassing moment of revelation:
I had D:tour 97 imported and had decided to wait until King of Fools was released in the US to get it. So I was without the words for awhile.... You know, 'king me'...like in checkers...it made sense at the time!!

Age when I realized how wrong I had been:
20

Misheard by:
Steve Love

I think my version is better than the original: yes
I have managed to convince others that my version is correct: yes

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The real lyrics:
Keep me, won't you, keep me.

But I misheard them as:
Keep me, wanting, keep me

The embarrassing moment of revelation:
Argument with 'the girlfriend' (It's actually her blunder, 'cause she heard it that way.)

Age when I realized how wrong I had been:
19

Misheard by:
Michael

I think my version is better than the original: yes
I have managed to convince others that my version in correct: yes

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The real lyrics:
Keep me, won't you keep me.

But I misheard them as:
Keep May, won't you keep May?

The embarrassing moment of revelation:
Realising Martin was jast a savverner!

Age when I realized how wrong I had been:
23

Misheard by:
Matt Ots

I think my version is better than the original: yes
I am on special medication: yes

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The real lyrics:
King or cripple? What have I become

But I misheard them as:
king of cripple, what have become

The embarrassing moment of revelation:
My friends and I had a huge argument over what it was. So we read the lyrics and they proved me wrong, but I still didn't want to believe them.

Age when I realized how wrong I had been:
18

Misheard by:
Josh Dyck

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The real lyrics:
King or cripple, what have I become? ...keep me, won't you...

But I misheard them as:
Kill the cripple, what have I become? ...kill me, won't you...

The embarrassing moment of revelation:
At a dance recital to the song they could have sworn that's what it was. She was disturbed by those brash lyrics.

Misheard by:
Sam (confessing for another)

I have managed to convince others that my version in correct: yes