they say the surfs good there

The real lyrics:
Heaven is my home and there'll be no shame

But I misheard them as:
Heaven is my home and they're building an ocean

The embarrassing moment of revelation:
my sister was like "what are you saying?" I was like, "oohhh... crap"

Age when I realized how wrong I had been:

Misheard by:
Christina Nicole Sweikert