all i want is you
and a packet of hobnobs, please

The real lyrics:
Did I tell you it was fine to come and question nothing?

But I misheard them as:
Did I tell you it was fire to come across your nothing?

The embarrassing moment of revelation:
After weeks of singing it this way...and not knowing what in the world it meant, I decided to check the lyrics. Whoops! :)

Age when I realized how wrong I had been:
20

Misheard by:
Steve Love

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The real lyrics:
To look upon the sign as the answer to it all

But I misheard them as:
To look upon the Son as the answer to it all

The embarrassing moment of revelation:
I discovered I was wrong when (for entertainment) I was flipping through the booklet that comes with the cd.

Misheard by:
Luke Graham

I think my version is better than the original: yes! (it's more spiritual)
I am on special medication: just cheerios

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Also misheard by: Andy Mackay

The embarrassing moment of revelation:
Looking on this web site

Age when I realized how wrong I had been:
17

I have managed to convince others that my version is correct: yes
I think my version is better than the original: yes

I am on special medication: yes

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The real lyrics:
To look upon the sign as the answer to it all

But I misheard them as:
To look upon the sane as the answer to it all

The embarrassing moment of revelation:
When walking through our youth room, thinking nobody was there, and our youth leader saying "What are you singing?".

Age when I realized how wrong I had been:
13

Misheard by:
Tom Pack
 

I have managed to convince others that my version is correct: yes

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The real lyrics:
All I Want is You

But I misheard them as:
One and One is Two

The embarrassing moment of revelation:
I still think I am right

Age when I realized how wrong I had been:
25

Misheard by:
Alex Lee

I have managed to convince others that my version is correct: yes
I think my version is better than the original: yes

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The real lyrics:
I think it's time to put on my God shoes and do what I'm here for

But I misheard them as:
I think it's time to put on my golf shoes

The embarrassing moment of revelation:
playing the song in my delirious music book

Age when I realized how wrong I had been:
16

Misheard by:

Laura

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Also misheard by: Angela

The embarrassing moment of revelation:
When we were singing it in worship.

Age when I realized how wrong I had been:
22

I am on special medication: yes